Oh WoW

Your mom enchants my
staff with superior haste.
She’s an artisan.

Composed by Evan P.

Flying

Finally landed.
It took finesse, but I parked
my jet in your mom.

Politics

I’m like Bill Clinton
cause everyone knows that’s my
stain on your mom’s dress.

From Evan P.

Oh snap!

I took your mom to
see a snake on a plane, once.
No, not the movie.

The link is especially appropriate this time. Submitted, with love, by Joey “veni vidi vici” Brown.

Safety!

You can dance if you
want to, but I really won’t
leave your mom’s behind.

Boom!

yo, chief, catch this news:
your mom popped my collar. Boom!
I collared her douche.

Three Words!

sexuality
infinitesimally
maternalistic.

A Little Raunchy, This Time

Thank god this is for
men. I think your mom inhales
my joint all the time.

Galactica!

The cylons look like
humans. Your mom? Gave her some
of my battlestar.

Keyboard Cat

Keyboard cat has got
nothing on your mom. She plays
me off all the time.