Momku's Blog

Oh WoW

The Momku — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 22:22:10 +0000

Your mom enchants my
staff with superior haste.
She’s an artisan.

Composed by Evan P.

The Momku — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 20:45:31 +0000

Finally landed.
It took finesse, but I parked
my jet in your mom.

The Momku — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 17:38:40 +0000

I’m like Bill Clinton
cause everyone knows that’s my
stain on your mom’s dress.

From Evan P.

The Momku — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 20:43:28 +0000

I took your mom to
see a snake on a plane, once.
No, not the movie.

The link is especially appropriate this time. Submitted, with love, by Joey “veni vidi vici” Brown.

The Momku — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 17:42:25 +0000

You can dance if you
want to, but I really won’t
leave your mom’s behind.

The Momku — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 20:24:56 +0000

yo, chief, catch this news:
your mom popped my collar. Boom!
I collared her douche.

The Momku — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 20:08:13 +0000

sexuality
infinitesimally
maternalistic.

The Momku — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 22:22:04 +0000

Thank god this is for
men. I think your mom inhales
my joint all the time.

The Momku — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 22:14:24 +0000

The cylons look like
humans. Your mom? Gave her some
of my battlestar.

The Momku — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 23:21:31 +0000

Keyboard cat has got
nothing on your mom. She plays
me off all the time.